Ralph the Dog keeping you up-to-date on ralph’s many escapades

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Welcome to Ralph the Dog, your authoritative source for news and information about Ralph the semi-psychotic border collie.  No, Ralph is not teased or tormented, he's just a bit of a nut job.  Ralph's favorite past time is waiting for the cat (Ropeburn) to get out of line so he can stomp his guts out.  Ralph and Ropeburn are always trying see who can get the jump on the other.  Ralph is an extremely friendly dog (to the people he knows).  If he doesn't yet know you, things could get ugly.  DISCLAIMER: This Web site has no value whatsoever and due to its content, should not be viewed by anyone.

RIP, buddy.

February 22nd, 2012

Unfortunately, all things must come to an end and today was Ralph’s time. Rest in peace, Ralphers.

9/11/2001 – 2/22/2012

Ralph still thinks he’s a cat

January 16th, 2007

Chasin’ the laser:

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Winter has arrived

January 16th, 2007

Ahhh...Fuzzy BlanketWinter has finally arrived. It’s currently 6 below zero outside, 20 below wind chill and blowing snow. Sometimes even Ralphy Dogs need a fuzzy blanket to cuddle up with.

Excerpts from Ralph’s Daily Diary

January 13th, 2007

8:00 am Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm Wow! Watched TV with Nate! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from Ropeburn’s Daily Diary:
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Just for you, Luke

December 4th, 2006

Humpy humpy:

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I’m a big kitty

November 29th, 2006

the_cat_does_it.JPGSo I believe Ralph thinks he’s a cat. I guess it makes sense though. From the moment we brought him home from doggy prison, Ropeburn has been there. Now Ralph likes to lick himself like the cat does (and the cat licks him as well…then pukes up a hair ball somewhere). He also likes to so mimik other things that the cat does…such as sitting on the couch cushions. What a weirdo.

I hate you guys

November 29th, 2006

i_hate_you_guys.JPGSo this is one of Ralph’s least favorite activities…bath time. Once you get him in the bathtub, you have pretty much taken away every bit of dignity that he had in him. Once it’s time to get dried off however, it’s a whole different story. Ralph loves the rub down treatment with all the towels…but he says it’s a high price to pay

Life is good

November 29th, 2006

humpyhumpy.JPGThis is probably one of Ralphs favorite past times…humping his bear-bear. The really funny thing is that he had his manhood snipped off by his nemesis (the vet) at a very young age. I guess he just has some kick ass instincts.